Monday, March 23, 2009
have been busyly working this few days.Finally get to rest abi today.but i got to go for a briefing later.Hopefully my hardwork got to pay off and give me lots of $$ by the end of the month.Haha..im broke for sometime and tat was y i return to work,lol..but then my pay is not gd at all.Haiz.sad.
anyway just an email that is abit of yellow joke so just share with u all.have a gd laugh..hahaha
Subject: How to tell a woman's age
A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday.
She spends £15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.
Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?'
'About 32,' is the reply.'
'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.'
The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.'
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street.
She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30..'
Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!'
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks a hansome old man waiting next to her the same question.
Terry replies, 'Lady, I'm sixty four and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was.
It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra.
Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.'
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her.
She finally blurts out, 'What the hell, go ahead.'
Terry slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully.
He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple.
He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.?
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, 'Okay, okay....How old am I?'
Terry completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, 'Madam, you are 50.'
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, 'That was incredible, how could you tell?'
The randy old man says, 'Promise you won't get mad?'
'I promise I won't,' she says.
'I was behind you at McDonalds.'
is so funny..have a nice day :)
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