Happy birthday to sq!! hehehe..we have not meet for very long le..finally is becos of her birthday and we fnally meet up take a look at our pic..hehe..is a photo sessin day lol..
6:36 PM
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Kids Are Quick ____________________________________
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ________________________________ ____________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ______________ ___________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher __________________________________
PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!
hi ppl, i'm back.I decide to ddelete all the previous blog entries and restart up my blog.Well, over this few months that i have not been blogging alots of things happened.Happy and sad, and my life is like going through different chapter of stories.Really feel that is time to grow up.There are things that used to make me sad in the past,but now i feel that as days go by i am just like a small little kids trying to learn from this mistake here and there and now im still learning.So let mii restart now.hshaha..watever it is im back.Anyway, Jay Chou's new album "Capricorn",is going to be out soon.Oooh ya.This is his 9th album.It is xpected releasedate is on: October 9, 2008.For this album's hit song it is "Fragrant Rice"
young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic . . ." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home . . . PLEASE MAMA!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama . . . He used words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook .. ."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
