Friday, August 8, 2008
3 mice enter a bar at around 9 pm. They start ordering beers, and dont stop till around midnight. They're completely sloshed, but still want to go on. So they start ordering tequila shots.
After a few shots, they start talking. The first mouse picks up his shot, gulps it, then slams it on the table and says, "I play with mouse-traps for fun. I run into the trap, activate it, then I catch the bar and do 20-30 chin-ups to work up an appetite. After that I just pick up the cheese and walk away."
The second mouse gulps his shot and says, "That's nothing. I play ith rat poison for a living. I pick up the tablets, cut them and snort them just for the kick."
The third mouse looks at the other two intently for a while, then picks up his shot, gulps it down and makes his way to the exit. The other 2 mice look at him and say "Hey where are you going???"
The third mouse turns around, and says, "I'm going home to screw that cat tonight."
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